I swear my kids might put this on my grave stone one day. I have always been a what if person. In many cases, sadly s_________ happens.
What if I gain 50 pounds when I am old?
What if I can’t pay my bills?
What if my kids move away?
What if I have to get glasses?
Happened at 45
What if I wreck the car?
What if I get another boss?
About every three years
What if the dog gets fleas?
First long trip
What if I go gray?
Hello… I am 58
What if I lose my keys?
What if someone steals our identity?
What if the air conditioner breaks?
What if I lose my phone and someone runs up our bill?
What if a hurricane hits?
About 8 in last 20 years
What if I go north and a blizzard hits.
What if I lose a kid on a field trip?
What if I lose my grades?
What if they cut my hair too short?
You look like Petunia Pig
What if the paint color is wrong?
Time to repaint
What if they order the wrong floor?
What if they charge me twice?
What if I get high cholesterol?
Topped out at 591
What if the bus breaks down?
At least 5 times in 25 years of teaching
What if the students throw up on bus?
Try chain reaction throw up, my favorite
What if I get lost at the Park?
Too many times to mention
What if the dog chokes on a bone?
$3000 vet bill
What if my bike gets stolen?
Happened three times
What if my car gets stolen?
Happened while we were on our honeymoon?
What if I my mom needs to live with us?
You Gotta Laugh